Horsedvs Crystal Phalace
20 Oct 2026Tuesday football · Tuesday pints
Get on the
pitch. Get horsed.
Three teams. One pub. Hundreds of goals, a worrying number of donkeys, and one very thirsty horse. Welcome to Horsed FC.
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20 Oct 2026🫏 Donkey
James for missing his clearance, losing track of the ball and letting their player run through to score
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0-1
🫏 Donkey
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📸 From the sidelines
All photos →The league
Where we stand
PremiershipMore Horsed FC 8th
| # | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Six Offenders FC | 20 | 15 | 5 | 0 | +63 | 35 |
| 2 | WTB BF | 20 | 11 | 6 | 3 | +18 | 28 |
| 3 | NWX | 20 | 12 | 2 | 6 | +35 | 26 |
| 4 | The Funky Bunch FC | 20 | 11 | 4 | 5 | +22 | 26 |
| 5 | GB - RO United | 20 | 10 | 2 | 8 | +13 | 22 |
| 6 | Champagne Super Rovers | 20 | 10 | 1 | 9 | +17 | 21 |
| 7 | Stop The Boats | 20 | 8 | 3 | 9 | +5 | 19 |
| 8 | More Horsed FC 🐴 | 20 | 9 | 1 | 10 | -20 | 19 |
| 9 | Red 76 Tax | 20 | 5 | 2 | 13 | -17 | 12 |
| 10 | Ball Busters | 20 | 4 | 4 | 12 | -41 | 12 |
| 11 | Curridge Skins | 20 | 5 | 1 | 14 | -40 | 11 |
| 12 | Woolton Wangers | 20 | 4 | 1 | 15 | -55 | 9 |
ChampionshipSo Horsed 5th · Horsed FC 6th
| # | Team | Pl | W | D | L | GD | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Millhouse Royals FC | 20 | 18 | 2 | 0 | +81 | 38 |
| 2 | Donnington&Co | 20 | 10 | 5 | 5 | +32 | 25 |
| 3 | WTB GF | 20 | 12 | 1 | 7 | +23 | 25 |
| 4 | Milf Hunters | 20 | 11 | 2 | 7 | +24 | 24 |
| 5 | So Horsed 🐴 | 20 | 9 | 4 | 7 | +10 | 22 |
| 6 | Horsed FC 🐴 | 20 | 10 | 2 | 8 | +1 | 22 |
| 7 | Wally FC | 20 | 8 | 5 | 7 | +14 | 21 |
| 8 | RB Light-A-Cig | 20 | 8 | 5 | 7 | +1 | 21 |
| 9 | Rutt's Our FC | 20 | 9 | 1 | 10 | -9 | 19 |
| 10 | The Gun FC | 20 | 6 | 0 | 14 | -25 | 12 |
| 11 | Crucibigballs | 20 | 3 | 2 | 15 | -52 | 8 |
| 12 | Crystal Phalace FC | 20 | 1 | 1 | 18 | -100 | 3 |
Updated 22 Oct 2026 · Source: Soccer Sixes ↗
Past seasons →Hall of fame
Who's leading
The clubs
Three teams, one pub
The threads
The Kit
Home Kit2025/26
White, two stars, The Cock Inn across the chest. Worn with pride (and usually a hangover).
Away Kit2025/26
Black & gold — for when the whites are still in the wash.