Tuesday football · Tuesday pints
Three teams. One pub. Hundreds of goals, a worrying number of donkeys, and one very thirsty horse. Welcome to Horsed FC.
Stumpy flicked the ball over his head and finished in the bottom corner — all while Eddie chanted 'Stumpy' from the other pitch
Dan for conceding from the halfway line, his excuse for not moving his leg out of the way being 'I'm tired'
Ryan for missing a 1-on-1, then — after the keeper rolled it back for another go — missing that one too
Milian for his miss from the edge of the area with all the time in the world — that went into orbit
White, two stars, The Cock Inn across the chest. Worn with pride (and usually a hangover).
Black & gold — for when the whites are still in the wash.
